jerrylee903
Pickled Onion
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he
> tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks
> are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup
> on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the
> skin.
>
> When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest
> shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened
> if he had swallowed that little ball.
>
> The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like
> everyone else does".
> tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks
> are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup
> on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the
> skin.
>
> When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest
> shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened
> if he had swallowed that little ball.
>
> The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like
> everyone else does".
