jerrylee903
Pickled Onion
A little old lady was tending her rose garden and happened to look up and see a large gorilla on her roof. She hurried inside and dialed 911. The dispatcher told her to remain calm. The zoo would be contacted and the Gorilla Catcher would soon be on his way.
Within half an hour, a rusted pickup truck rattled to a stop in the lady's driveway. Out stepped a lanky, shirtless man, wearing faded bib overalls. He was carrying an ax handle in one hand, a shotgun in the other and was followed by a large Bluetick hound.
The little old lady rushed outside and asked, "Are you the Gorilla Catcher?"
"Yes, Ma'am," he drawled, "An' I'm gonna need yer help."
"What do I need to do?", the lady asked.
"You hold this shotgun," the man answered,. "I'm gonna climb up there an' knock him off the roof with this ax handle. As soon as the gorilla hits the ground, ol' Blue is gonna run over an' grab him by the crotch. He's trained to do that."
"Why do I need the shotgun?" asked the lady.
"Well," the man continued,"Iffen the gorilla happens to knock me off the roof, you shoot ol' Blue."
Within half an hour, a rusted pickup truck rattled to a stop in the lady's driveway. Out stepped a lanky, shirtless man, wearing faded bib overalls. He was carrying an ax handle in one hand, a shotgun in the other and was followed by a large Bluetick hound.
The little old lady rushed outside and asked, "Are you the Gorilla Catcher?"
"Yes, Ma'am," he drawled, "An' I'm gonna need yer help."
"What do I need to do?", the lady asked.
"You hold this shotgun," the man answered,. "I'm gonna climb up there an' knock him off the roof with this ax handle. As soon as the gorilla hits the ground, ol' Blue is gonna run over an' grab him by the crotch. He's trained to do that."
"Why do I need the shotgun?" asked the lady.
"Well," the man continued,"Iffen the gorilla happens to knock me off the roof, you shoot ol' Blue."
