Wedding stuff...
- Thread starter GreedyGirl
- Start date
GreedyGirl
Pickled Onion
Installment #2 is up for reading! :cheers:
dokken
Pickled Onion
Well I decided to write you a wedding day poem to celebrate the day.
OUR WEDDING DAY
Morning begins dreamlike with a velvet touch
as songbirds hear my rhythmic heartbeat.
The heavens display your love like
a peacock's tail blending with the sky.
The whispering sounds of owls
crying at the edge of the woods
remind me of our first unexpected kiss.
The summer air sears my throat
as flames of desire heats my passion
to thirst for your love.
Under the night time stars
the bands begins to play,
with an invitation to dance.
Our bodies begin to sway
like the ocean breeze
as the misty air refreshes our souls.
This day is written in the desert winds,
as a thousand violins begin to play.
I promise to love, honor, and cherish you
on our Wedding Day.
OUR WEDDING DAY
Morning begins dreamlike with a velvet touch
as songbirds hear my rhythmic heartbeat.
The heavens display your love like
a peacock's tail blending with the sky.
The whispering sounds of owls
crying at the edge of the woods
remind me of our first unexpected kiss.
The summer air sears my throat
as flames of desire heats my passion
to thirst for your love.
Under the night time stars
the bands begins to play,
with an invitation to dance.
Our bodies begin to sway
like the ocean breeze
as the misty air refreshes our souls.
This day is written in the desert winds,
as a thousand violins begin to play.
I promise to love, honor, and cherish you
on our Wedding Day.
GreedyGirl
Pickled Onion
Awwww, dokken--who knew you were such a romantic?!? 
Really, very sweet...kinda choked me up a bit! :thumbsup:
Really, very sweet...kinda choked me up a bit! :thumbsup:
ggirl
Pickled Onion
I had a wrote a whole bunch of stuff but i dont see it. Any guy that says yes dear and lets you do what you want is a major keeper in my eyes! No wonder your marrying him! Smart choice! Look at the cost this way. If you still lived in L.A. I hear the average cost of a wedding is upward towards 40k. And lets face it. You don't want average. Spectacular your looking at the big bucks! So just get what you want and stop fretting about the money cause if hes not worried than you shouldn't either! This is your time to take a chill pill relax and enjoy the ride! Sounds like a great time in your life and you should feel lucky, blessed and whatever it is they all say at the start of good things! At least this post that I tried to sorta recreate is much shorter.....lol...
ggirl
Pickled Onion
ChrisNobles
Fried Onion
Great Advice
Great Advice
What an absolutely delightful display of both wit and wisdom. I do believe I am crushing...How about you and I fly to Vegas...Rent A Minivan...and Drive Through 'The King of Heartsburn' Wedding Chapel and Taco Emposium' and get married by a skydiving transgender Elvis impersonator named Elvira. Aside from my burning loins and heart burn too. I promise you these 3 things...I will always open your car door...I will always raise the seat...THere will always be an extra roll on the back of the toilet. Whaddaya Say?
Great Advice
What an absolutely delightful display of both wit and wisdom. I do believe I am crushing...How about you and I fly to Vegas...Rent A Minivan...and Drive Through 'The King of Heartsburn' Wedding Chapel and Taco Emposium' and get married by a skydiving transgender Elvis impersonator named Elvira. Aside from my burning loins and heart burn too. I promise you these 3 things...I will always open your car door...I will always raise the seat...THere will always be an extra roll on the back of the toilet. Whaddaya Say?
ggirl
Pickled Onion
Oh my god I do believe the king of heart attacks missed the boat on what girls really want, need and desire.... just hope the princessessi part of me doesnt cause the king of heartburn heart failure. ...lets take this one step at a time cause I just don't know where to begin....
minivan? tell me was a typo for limousine?
ggirl
Pickled Onion
ok since I think its official that the king of heart attacks actually went into shock I still wanna know....what do you mean you will always raise the seat? Are you kidding me? Are you trying to tell me that sometimes when you do what your suppose to do only in YOUR bathroom certainly you have to think to actually RAISE the seat? I had to read that over and over and it occurred to me you didnt mean you would lower it....but raise it....ugh scary. no wonder we insist on having our own bathroom where your not even allowed to go into.
Give you a little background I am a germ freak i am!( but really its only confined to the bathroom) No, its not my excuse to hire someone to clean it.....I have never cleaned a toiiet in my entire life I think i would rather go get put to death via electric chair or a firing squad before I had to clean a toilet.
Extra roll of what on the back of the toilet? First thing i thought of was a roll of fat. You dont actually think im going to touch anything in a bathroom do you? I mean hello? They don't call me princessdi for nothing. ( my old username in the way back before john renamed me ggirl.)
Now Mr. King of heart failure are you still game? Though I love ya and adore you till the cows come home........you may wanna rethink? Last guy that told me he wanted to stick around I told him I needed 5 carats. He told me to go to Safeway.