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Come to Texas Phil. Our high will be around 90F.

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I...

A woman goes to her > gynecologist. "What seems to be the > problem?" asked her > doctor. "Something is terribly wrong, I > keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my > Vagina."The > doctor had a look, then chuckled before she > said,"Those aren't postage > stamps my dear, they're the...

Jackpot Capital I try and gamble at some of GG sponsers, but I had one of them refuse to do a conversion for me with no explanation except they did not have to & they did not want to. I had been a member of their casino for many years and to my knowledge have done nothing to warrant that kind of...

I have been on an incredible hot streak for the past 6 weeks. This is just one of many good hits that I have had. I even won a Random Jackpot last week for $2,513.70. First time to win a large one for me. Last 6 weeks, I have cashed in & put in my bank $8,070.00!!! All of my winnings have been...

I was in total shock myself.

I would have won the progressive jackpot if this had not been in a bonus round. They paid me the maximum win on a bet for this game. Should have been more. js

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"...

lmao, same old John.

WOW

A woman got married, but her husband was abusive. She got remarried and that husband ran out on her. She got married again and that husband failed in bed. Finally, she put an ad in the paper: "Looking for a man who won't abuse me, won't leave me, and won't fail me in bed." The next day, the...

Well Phil my old friend, we have to get moist and excited about something these days.

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you...

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the...

WOW and I thought that I had a lot.

If we are not going to play this anymore, how can we get our gg's put back into our bank? I have a lot of them just laying there wasting away. You are entered into the next 6271 GG Points Jackpot Drawings. Just wondering if there was a way. No big deal though.

I never have to go to the dentist.

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"...

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion the mother's labor pain to the baby's father, without the need for any physical connection. He...

Phil can not die. We have a lot more single malt to drink up first.