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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion the mother's labor pain to the baby's father, without the need for any physical connection. He...

LMAO

Yep Yep This was at Jackpot Capital. Yep, I do know where the cashout button is. Tina wants her half as well. Sheesh.

Hit this last night. It was a bonus round triggered by 5 scatters.

WOW look at that

Happy Birthday Phil. I still have you beat by one year. "65" Have a good one my friend.

Salute Salute I will drink a single malt to that.

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Fix the GG point Jackpot. Please

Old Fart Old Fart Are you talking about me Phil?

lmao

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear...

The same day that I took mine. lol

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. “Well, Dad,” said Pete, “ I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him...

WOW - That is about as rare as getting struck by lightning. Congratulations girl

I was shocked , confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door,... not by the beauty of it all,...... nor the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp-- the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics and the trash. There stood the kid...

You don't look too damn intelligent Phil. Now share some of that single-malt.

A little old lady was tending her rose garden and happened to look up and see a large gorilla on her roof. She hurried inside and dialed 911. The dispatcher told her to remain calm. The zoo would be contacted and the Gorilla Catcher would soon be on his way. Within half an hour, a rusted pickup...

I am the big boy with the Panama Jack hat on. I am also known as JJ.

I played at Jackpot Capital & Club World, this was at JC. I am just damn lucky there.